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The way of not ending the A to Z Blogging Challenge, ’cause I wasn’t doing it...
“When is a knot not a knot? Why, when it’s not a knot, of course!” – my best Lewis Carroll impression If I had been doing the A to Z Blogging challenge, today would be the day for ‘Z’, which would...
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The way of Drifting
“Wilson!” – Chuck Noland, Cast Away One among my truck load of personality quirks is, I don’t do trivial. Not that I don’t do trivial well; I don’t do trivial. So when I was learning computer...
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The saving grace of Re-Treads
Crap! Is that part of a molar? Sadly, yes. And now I’m in a very unfunny mood. I’m going to have to finish today’s post when I haven’t taken 6 aspirin… I will finish it; it ends with a cat haiku. Until...
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The infuriating way of Puppy Brain
“Puppy Brain: a state of extremely unfocused and easily diverted thought” – Livingston’s Guide to Lesser Known Psychoses Last week, I began writing two incredibly funny and informative blog entries...
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Frickin’ Friday: “The lowest common denominator of Butthurt”
Yeah, that’s how I roll: drunkenly weaving all over the road, like a bumpy melon. I’m sitting here with a half dozen unfinished entries that all seemed hysterical, poignant, or sheer genius at one...
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… and also, Scout
“Like a dull actor now I have forgot my part, and I am out, Even to a full disgrace. ” – William Shakespeare It seems I misplaced my Big Box O’ Words for a few days. I found it, but it’s going to take...
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The Relativity of Special
“Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.” – Haruki Murakami It is my belief that most everyone likes to think they are special in some way. People buy a certain new car so they can be...
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Folk wisdom and buffalo shit
That’s not just a filling in your cranial cavity. The joke is told, among wizened old-timers, about the time a city slicker skidded off the country road in a blizzard, and a rancher, who was out on his...
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The rule of Laws
“Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!” – Gollum So, this is the first of what I hope will be many posts on all things Hobbit! “We hates Hobbitses, we does!” – Me Actually, that quote at the...
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The way of Burnout: My Advice to Graduates
“There’s a great future in plastics.” – Mr. McGuire, The Graduate I’ve never done this before, but I’m going to go ahead and write a response to an article by Christina Majaski, over at PayScale.com,...
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The way of Inexperienced Managers
“You have an entire company full of experienced analysts; why not ask us?” – Me The very first consulting firm I worked for had chronic problems building up any real steam in the U.S. They were fairly...
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The way of Racism
As I see it, racism proves two things: The first is, it demonstrates, indisputably, how homogenous the human species is: every race of humans contains a number of racists. The second is, it illuminates...
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The way of Roll Over (it’s Frickin’ Friday! – my blog, my rules)
“You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams … and then there are days I’m a fucking flamethrower. Oh, yeah… one of those days… “So many tangles in life are...
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The way of Winning In Spite of Yourself
“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.” – Bill Cosby Pudding man could not be more right. Sometimes we want something so badly, and yet, we are...
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The way of Resolve
“Digital video is so beautiful. It’s lightweight, modern, and it’s only getting better. It’s put film into the La Brea Tar Pits.” – David Lynch That one is for the biznatches at New York Film Academy –...
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The way of Applying for a Hot Date
“Well Web services are nothing more than a way for users to interact with applications.“ - John W. Thompson As promised, here is my very first video blog. Hey, I never said it would be moving video…...
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The way of Who You Are
“Don’t tell me what you believe in. I’ll observe how you behave and I will make my own determination.” - Alex Trebek WordPress does not allow for variations in the title font, so I’ll repeat it, the...
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The way of Slime
“Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.” – Samuel Lover I swear, I did not make up that guy’s name. Well, I got up extra early this morning, partly because I’ve got a lot of work to avoid and that’s...
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The way of What The Hell Now?
OK, let’s be honest; I really wanted the title to be “The way of What The Fuck Now?”, but even I have standards for what I will allow in my store front window. “Lost time is never found again.” –...
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